Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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