If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Boobs speak an international language.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You can make out without kissing
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