Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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