How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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