my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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