This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize