I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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