oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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