At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Sober January is a disaster.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
COCAINE IS GR8
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