Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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