i just google imaged poop.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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