I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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