Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He did a backflip because drugs
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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