I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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