That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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