i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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