Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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