Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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