Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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