kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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