so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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