Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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