I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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