So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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