Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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