What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
ok first of all what the fuck
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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