kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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