apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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