one might say we're banned from that church
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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