belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
there is glitter all over my balls
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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