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  I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

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  Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know

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  no

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.

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  HE'S 26!!!

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.

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