PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
