Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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