Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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