Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I intend to get homeless drunk
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
they're like a gay fantastic four
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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