I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I love you.
Bad choice
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
