Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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