normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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