How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I had to cum in my sink.
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