I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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