I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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