Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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