In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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