okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
