she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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