Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
honey bunches of taint.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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