He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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