6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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