Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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