escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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