Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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