Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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