No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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