Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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