Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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