Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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Sorry about my life...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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