why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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